two, i hope they don't find out i hosted the "charlie sheen roast." and then this, in "studio b," a guy in new mexico found himself in a difficult spot on saturday night. police say he was a bit drunk in the driveway with his foot stuck under his motorcycle and he made a call he may regret. the guy dialed 9-1-1 for help and the cops show up, got him lose and arrested him on suspicion of drunk